Campaign Trail Trekker Pillows

"Success!! He lives again!" "Congrats. Now, how do you control him this time?"

"Slogan."

Biden Droppings.

Nature Lovers

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Donald Trump

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible. Wait I didn't state that very elegantly. It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible.'

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

"Hi from the US Supreme Court conservative majority...we hope you're all enjoying this campaign season!"

Race to the presidency.

"Hey. . . in use!"

'It's my job to teach you to grin like ike, and damnit, you will grin like ike!'

Campaign 2010.

"Don't forget now. Don't knock 'those people in Washington' anymore. Those people in Washington are now you!!"

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

Trumpelstiltskin: "I can spin straw into gold."

Speed enforced by really slow walkers.

"He's good, but he's no Donald Trump."

"Say what you will about my family, but please respect my equity's privacy."

'I got the idea from the parks department.'

"So is there anything apart from us stopping being 'a bunch of cynical dishonest lying hypocrites' that would help us secure your vote?"

"I'm running for congress to be a media celebrity. If you want a legislator, vote for a lobbyist!"

'So...watching the democrat national convention made up your mind who you're voting for?'

'Says here that if you meet a bear in the woods, never try to outrun it!'

Obama's favorite potato chips.

Election to-do list

Independents still undecided.

"How many homes do I own? Have you ever asked anybody else running for president that question?"

"An appealing, fresh-faced moderate? BORING!"

Ken Livingstone

I have heard all the Republican candidates voice their views and positions...and heard them all tell the sad and sorry truth about each other...'

'If re-elected, I promise to do everything in my power to avoid prison!'