Campaign Trail Lover Pillows

Closing Remarks: 'And let me say in conclu...conclu...clu...'

'So...watching the democrat national convention made up your mind who you're voting for?'

Obama slides to victory!

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Tony Blair

'It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible. Wait I didn't state that very elegantly. It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible.'

Donald Trump

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

'It's my job to teach you to grin like ike, and damnit, you will grin like ike!'

Race to the presidency.

"Hi from the US Supreme Court conservative majority...we hope you're all enjoying this campaign season!"

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

TRUMP

"Don't forget now. Don't knock 'those people in Washington' anymore. Those people in Washington are now you!!"

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

"None of the candidates - not one - talks about health insurance for use."

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

Campaign 2010.

Trumpelstiltskin: "I can spin straw into gold."

'Well, I see that Senator Zwecklos has found a loophole in the Campaign Finance law.'

You're suffering from pre-election fever brought on by competing promises.

"Slogan."

"Oh, my mother's learned a lot from this campaign. She sends me five robocalls a day."