Campaign Trail Lover Pillows

Closing Remarks: 'And let me say in conclu...conclu...clu...'

'So...watching the democrat national convention made up your mind who you're voting for?'

Obama slides to victory!

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

'I would love to run for class president, but I'm concerned about the vetting process. I once faked sleep during nap time in pre-school.'

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

Tony Blair

Cruz and Fiorina: DetesTED and DetestETTE

'Remember when the worry was over little swift boat attacks?'

'Oh, we could reduce the deficit, but it'd just leave stretch marks.'

'It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible. Wait I didn't state that very elegantly. It's not my job to worry about the 47% of Americans who are irresponsible.'

Donald Trump

VOTE!, 'If elected, I'll sponsor legislation for a $10 billion study of Government hypocrisy!'

'It's my job to teach you to grin like ike, and damnit, you will grin like ike!'

"Hi from the US Supreme Court conservative majority...we hope you're all enjoying this campaign season!"

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

Stephen Harper on the attack ads.

Race to the presidency.

'The press is calling you overconfident. Stop using ‘Hail To The Chief' as your ringtone.'

"We all know the Senator's position regarding term limits."

'Not only have I never been a Congressman, but I've never even set foot in Washington!'

'Well, I see that Senator Zwecklos has found a loophole in the Campaign Finance law.'

"Dad has promised that if he becomes President, we'll get a dog."

TRUMP

Campaign 2010.

"Don't forget now. Don't knock 'those people in Washington' anymore. Those people in Washington are now you!!"

'Yes, I broke that campaign promise, but it was never NOTARIZED!'

You're suffering from pre-election fever brought on by competing promises.

"The Blueberry Bagel, having triumphed on the East Coast, heads West."

"None of the candidates - not one - talks about health insurance for use."

Trumpelstiltskin: "I can spin straw into gold."

"Slogan."