Financial Watcher Pillows

"They're putting guard rails around the ledges. Looks like a good time to sell."

The day the stock market went UP.

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

Great Chinese Dynasties

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

Jumping Wall Street.

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

Travel looks strong!

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'