Stock Watcher Pillows

"This is great! From up here you can barely see the poor people."

"In the stock market going back up, Horace?"

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"I keep feeling we should float the company"

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

Annual profits,

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'The recession is over, again.'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

Chinese stock market

Men on escalators reading newspapers, shares are going up on the up escalator and down on the down escalator.

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

Jumping Wall Street.

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

"Presidential approval ratings. US stock market confidence indices. U.S. dollar index. So much winning."

Travel looks strong!

"I suppose you're all wondering why I called this meeting today."

'Mixed day on Wall Street. Economic indicators were up, but executive bonuses were down.'

Standard And P****d.

"Your stork analyst is here, sir."

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

'We're counting on inflation.'