Wall Street Watcher Pillows

"On Wall Street today, the stock market corrected its previous correction, and is pretty sure it's got it right this time."

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

"What happens on Wall Street, stays on Wall Street."

Humpty Dumpty on Wall Street.

"Today the stock market sputtered, dropped...and ended the day unchanged"

"Today opened as November 10, 1987, swung wildly to March 7, 1996, and closed as December 5, 1902."

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

Insecurity hits Wall Street

'Okay, so they rate the stock a 'strong buy' while we rate it a 'strong sell'. At least we both feel strongly about it.'

'Actually, by 'preferred client', we mean we'd prefer it, if you were a client somewhere else.'

'The one on the left is a beverage analyst for Huff & Swoon, and the one on the right is a drunk; or is it the other way around?'

"Privatize everything, that's our motto! Big business does it better than the government can!"

Bernie Madoff

Wall Street Brokers.

If governments didn't think banks were worth saving we would not be worth our bonuses...

Goldman Sachs roulette.

US Economy: 'Wow! What a beautiful sight!'

Shares Nosedive

Charging to a 10,000 Dow?

Jumping Wall Street.

'The Job Creators!' ( a new ) 'What Now Cartoon'

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

"When we give you more money, cut back on government spending, give less to the poor, do you promise to spend money, make jobs and take care of the little chickens?"

'More regulation of investment banks is unnecessary government meddling. . .but on the other hand.'

J. P. Morgan whale harpooned by bank regulators.

'Increased regulation of our financial institutions would. . . Put the whole wad on Papa's Derivatives in the sixth race. . .'

Dow Hits New High....Jobless.

'She was quoted on CNBC's 'Squawk on the street.''

'The 'Hate Wall Street' bubble will eventually burst.'

"What is it about men who work with their hands?"

"Apparently, if he sees his shadow it's another six weeks of a bear market."

Wall street bull and bear hug.

Wall Street Hens