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"They're putting guard rails around the ledges. Looks like a good time to sell."

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

The day the stock market went UP.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"O.K. he's a billionaire, but how much of it is in cash?"

'These are the end of year figures recollected in tranquility.'

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I want you to know that emotion overrode reason."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

"It's called American acceptionalism. We grab more and more of the country's wealth and 99% of Americans just continue to accept it."

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

Depressed Businessman at Office Christmas Party.

"I never dreamed I'd ever enjoy watching my figure this much."

"Okay... how about some people are poverty rich but asset poor?"

Jumping Wall Street.

'You keep outliving your old-age retirement savings!'

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

The symbol for the euro (?) depicted as the wheel of a wheelchair, symbolising the state of the currency

Money god