Credit Score Chaser Gifts

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"It's not fair! I only got 100 on my English test!"

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

'I am going to recommend a stock that has consistently outperformed the market since Tuesday.'

Woman crushed under satin sheets.

"I got an A in not being annoying!"

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

'Then one day Ralph decided there isn't anything more important than money, and became a day trader.'

"Dow-Jones Index...Dow-Jones Index..."

Hot dog.

Arcade Game Baseball.

Get a life

'No, Stanley, there isn't any margin of errors on math tests.'

Shopping Torture

Ski-ball.

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

Final clearance sale.

'If you aren't careful, son, you'll be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

"I can't believe it...a 'B' average on my report card? I'm not that smart! The theories of probability predict it's likely that the school's data system somehow encountered a catastrophic breakdown."

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

Sir, bad news. I don't like getting bad news. A new radio program called Ask Sadie is getting huge ratings. Do I own it? That's the bad news. I see. Time to buy Ask Sadie. Queue sinister music. Can you guess?

"Somewhere, there's an A with my name on it, but apparently not my address."

'A bank manager will always lend you money if you can prove you don't need it!'

"Robert prays for the answers."

'But in the Global Marketplace you're only 650,247,555th.'

'We found the trouble Mr. Spencer. Your credit is no good!'

'All I know is that if I ignore this history homework, I'll be doomed to repeat it next semester.'

'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

'People want to work with city firms, they trust us, they're impressed by the offices...the status!'