Credit Score Crusher Gifts

Looking for a witty gift for the credit score crusher in your life? Celebrate their unique perspective on finances with fun, clever items that bring humor to the world of credit and debt. These gifts are perfect for anyone who isn’t afraid to poke fun at their credit score struggles and display their resilient attitude with a smile.

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'Every time I get paid my creditors form a flash mob.'

'Every time I get paid my creditors form a flash mob.' mockup

'Every time I get paid my creditors form a flash mob.'

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'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!' mockup

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

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'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...' mockup

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

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"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score." mockup

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

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'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.' mockup

'I'm partially passing my Meteorology course.'

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'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .' mockup

'Thanks, I just know that I'll never be able to repay your kindness . . .'

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"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?" mockup

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

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'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.' mockup

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

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AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?' mockup

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

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'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.' mockup

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

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'Will that be on your store charge?' mockup

'Will that be on your store charge?'

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"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780." mockup

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

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'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.' mockup

'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

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"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan." mockup

"We've been pre-disapproved for another loan."

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'A bit gritty about the collar, but hey, what the heck, I'll take it!'

'A bit gritty about the collar, but hey, what the heck, I'll take it!' mockup

'A bit gritty about the collar, but hey, what the heck, I'll take it!'

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'A bank manager will always lend you money if you can prove you don't need it!'

'A bank manager will always lend you money if you can prove you don't need it!' mockup

'A bank manager will always lend you money if you can prove you don't need it!'

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'I just need enough money to get out of debt.'

'I just need enough money to get out of debt.' mockup

'I just need enough money to get out of debt.'

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"So, we've processed your loan application and I'm afraid that it doesn't look too promising!"

"So, we've processed your loan application and I'm afraid that it doesn't look too promising!" mockup

"So, we've processed your loan application and I'm afraid that it doesn't look too promising!"

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'We found the trouble Mr. Spencer. Your credit is no good!'

'We found the trouble Mr. Spencer. Your credit is no good!' mockup

'We found the trouble Mr. Spencer. Your credit is no good!'

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A look into the future?!

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"We ran your credit rating and came up with a negative number."

"We ran your credit rating and came up with a negative number." mockup

"We ran your credit rating and came up with a negative number."

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Cupid views his online credit rating. mockup

Cupid views his online credit rating.

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"Well, thanks anyway for sharing your financial plight with us."

"Well, thanks anyway for sharing your financial plight with us." mockup

"Well, thanks anyway for sharing your financial plight with us."

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'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!' mockup

'Oh yeah?! Well, my dad's credit score is better than your dad's!'

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'Your assets speak for themselves. They say 'no'.'

'Your assets speak for themselves. They say 'no'.' mockup

'Your assets speak for themselves. They say 'no'.'

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"He's extremely intelligent. Right now he's fetching your credit score."

"He's extremely intelligent. Right now he's fetching your credit score." mockup

"He's extremely intelligent. Right now he's fetching your credit score."

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'Good news! Some guy stole my identity online. Now he's saddled with my bad credit rating.'

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"You have a rare situation known as 'excellent credit' and I don't know how to deal with it."

"You have a rare situation known as 'excellent credit' and I don't know how to deal with it." mockup

"You have a rare situation known as 'excellent credit' and I don't know how to deal with it."

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'You have just been put on hold indefintely until you get a decent paying job.'

'You have just been put on hold indefintely until you get a decent paying job.' mockup

'You have just been put on hold indefintely until you get a decent paying job.'

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'Aren't you afraid of inaccuracies on your credit report?'

'Aren't you afraid of inaccuracies on your credit report?' mockup

'Aren't you afraid of inaccuracies on your credit report?'

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'Your credit rating is a bit low but we can still offer you a loan. Do you have a problem with being fitted for an electronic ankle bracelet?'

'Your credit rating is a bit low but we can still offer you a loan. Do you have a problem with being fitted for an electronic ankle bracelet?' mockup

'Your credit rating is a bit low but we can still offer you a loan. Do you have a problem with being fitted for an electronic ankle bracelet?'

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'I'm afraid we can't use your other outstanding loans as collateral.'

'I'm afraid we can't use your other outstanding loans as collateral.' mockup

'I'm afraid we can't use your other outstanding loans as collateral.'

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Credit Score Crusher Gifts Collection

Credit Score Crusher Mugs

Explore our range of mugs that celebrate the credit score crusher's humorous take on financial life—great for mornings or office laughs.

Credit Score Crusher Pillows

Find playful and funny pillows that add a personal touch and a smile to their living space, celebrating their humorous approach to credit struggles.

Credit Score Crusher Prints

Browse prints that bring a humorous perspective to financial resilience—ideal for decorating a space that reflects their fun personality.

Credit Score Crusher T-Shirts

Check out our collection of t-shirts featuring clever messages perfect for the credit score crusher who loves expressing their financial journey with humor.