Credit Rating Expert Pillows

"I just slammed into your debt ceiling."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

Bank cashier sits near sign: 'Please do not ask for credit, as refusal often offends'.

U.S. Credit Rating

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

Standard And P****d.

'Wait a minute....!

Does your accountant share your enthusiasm for the future...We're fantastically excited about the new project!

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"I like an attentive lover, but these feedback forms are ridiculous."

Recession

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'Wait a minute....!

"I'm afraid with your income I couldn't possibly approve a loan of that size. Would you like a list of our approved loan sharks?"

Agency Moody's comments

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

'There's been a change in my recurring nightmare. I'm no longer falling . . . my credit rating is.'

American Express Credit Card

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.

Credit card campaign ad

Blame the Victims

"If we put you in our collections department, Do you think you could hound people?"