Credit Ratings Pillows

"You had to steal the identity of the only person in the country with worse credit than ours."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

"Welcome to the bank - you'll start at the bottom."

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'I think I must be ambidextrous. I can calculate interest with both sides of my brain.'

US Credit: 'I'm down grading your credit rating...'

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

U.S. Credit Rating

Standard And P****d.

'Wait a minute....!

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

Recession

'Wait a minute....!

"How much do I need? How much you got?"

Agency Moody's comments

"I'm afraid with your income I couldn't possibly approve a loan of that size. Would you like a list of our approved loan sharks?"

"Sorry, but you're a loan risk."

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

Standard & Poors, you dirty dog! Don't pick at our AAA rating!'

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

Four Star Meal

Note to viewers: we've cut back on sexual content by replacing it with violence.

American Express Credit Card

"Does this mean my loan has not been approved?"

'As your banker, I feel I should tell you, the more enlightened you become the more of a credit risk you become.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

"If we put you in our collections department, Do you think you could hound people?"

Protesting man's sign reveals that his credit has run out.

Blame the Victims

We've been pre-approved by the credit card company to give them a loan.

Credit card campaign ad

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

"You'll always have AAA status to me!"

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."