Credit Pillows

'We found the trouble Mr. Spencer. Your credit is no good!'

"Well! I'm already pre-disapproved for a credit card."

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."

"I see you've listed as three credit references your three bali bondsmen."

"Yes, we do make car loans, but you CAN'T borrow my car."

"I’ve combined all your outstanding debt into what we here in the banking business like to call a honkin’ big loan."

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

Run in the Family

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

'Whoever stole your credit card is spending a lot less with it than you did!'

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

Financial Execution

'Can you get me in touch with people that own me money?'

Dog Beginning For A Loan

'There's no interest on your purchase for a year. Then we become VERY interested in your balance after that.'

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

They stole your identity, but after seeing your credit score, they gave it back.

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'Please send us an optimist to run the sales department, and a pessimist to run the credit department.'

'Is it okay to put my credit card payment on my credit card?'

"Your financial situation was built on a house of cards. Credit cards."

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

"O.K. final question: I'm thinking of a number between one and 100."

"He leaves behind a loving wife, two beautiful children and a credit score of 780."

Novox Credit Card Co. stare at picture of their founder - a viking.

Buy now... pay later

It's more insolvent abuse from an unpaid creditor.'

"I take it your credit score has gone up?"

Intellectual Property Thief

For a bear, this was a good day. 'Congratulations! Your credit was approved.'

'Okay - imagine you're a bailiff coming at me with a repossession order.'

'You, me, them...these days we're all someone's intellectual property.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!', 'Will he have new credit cards?'

Big City Bank Loan manager