Credits Collector Pillows

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Interdisciplinary studies.

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Jazz is Invented

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

Six jazz instruments.

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"I started a collection!"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Online Shopping.

'You shouldn't have.'

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

The Boss.

Olga's Biological Clocks.

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

"You're late."