Credits Collector Gifts

"Oh, ignore that, it's just the EastEnders title sequence."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Interdisciplinary studies.

Second hand furniture.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Jazz is Invented

"This just in... the country has adopted a 24 hr military clock... ...details at 23."

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Six jazz instruments.

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

"I started a collection!"

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'I got and 'E' in spelling.' - 'That is an 'F'.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

Online Shopping.

"What are you doing?"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'You shouldn't have.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

The Boss.

'Well, so my grades are A,B,C,D... at least I'm learning my alphabet.'

Olga's Biological Clocks.

'Just tell him you mind your teacher and do your lessons. You don't have to prove it.'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.