Credit Card Collector Gifts

Pilgrim to Indian: 'We'd like to buy your land. Do you take discover card?'

"What I'd like, basically, is a temporary line of credit just to tide me over the rest of my life."

'Of course I know the value of a dollar...that's why I'm asking if I can borrow your credit card.'

'Right now I'd say our biggest asset is our credit card debt.'

"Your order is confirmed and your credit card has been charged. You have purchased one small liberal-arts college in New England. Thank you for your order."

'Well, your morals seem to check out. Now we just need to run your credit report...'

"Don't use that card, it clashes with your tie"

Soldiers attempt to break into a castle with a credit card.

Sign in window reads: 'All major credit cards accepted, except yours, Martha.'

'Hunting and gathering is so tiring! Let's invent credit cards so we can just charge people interest!'

'Don't stop me honey, I really want those shoes.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

'Boy, is Mom going to be happy when she hears we melted down her gold cards and got $950 an ounce for them!'

'Yeh, I built up quite a collection of credit cards during the boom years.'

Have Your Cards Read Here

"Es usted Diners' Club?"

'My wife is really easy to shop for -- she can always use another credit card.'

"Look honey, we've been pre-approved for a new mastercard! Now we can pay off the VISA bill!"

"I put all this stuff on your credit card, Bob, but don't worry! I had a tarot card reading by Minerva and she said this is my lucky Bingo card!"

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

"Not only a gold card, but a gold card with oak leaf cluster.."

'I'd like to apply for a new credit card -- my old one maxed out.'

'You'll need a better credit rating before we can give you a credit card?'

Financial landscape.

'I've joined the 'Cheque-book-of-the-Month Club!'

Wine Spirits. He tried to buy a bottle with an expired credit card. That's a champagne finance violation!

"Daddy says God created Eve out of Adam´s spare credit card!"

You have too many credit cards. I think you have a debt wish.

Secret Identity Theft.

'Hello, Mastercard? I'd like to increase my credit limit.'

AL'S GYM, 'We're going to make a new man of you!' 'Will he have new credit cards?'

'You mailed my wife a pre-approved credit card, so now I have to kill you.'

Bank Card. Service Desk. Actually, sir, the "gold" card refers to the interest rate, not the credit limit.

'Christmas is considered to be a time of joy! Especially for the Credit Card companies!'

"Here we will build our mall."