Credit Card Collectors Gifts

Retailers Tech Expo. A customer just passed a card with an embedded chip by the sensor to complete the purchase! They wave goodbye to their money!

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

In my will, I leave my credit cards to my wife.

'I've always felt safe shopping online.'

'I took my wife's credit card away from her. Now she's got her back to the mall.'

"I've hung all the credit card bills on the tree, maybe that will stop you going to the sales."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Unfortunately Daddy already owes the government about 500,000 Pokemon cards."

"Nuts to you, too."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

Thank you bubbles

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

"And His Majesty sends you a great big kiss, too."

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Financial landscape.

Delinquent Accounts - Day Late, Dollar Short.

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"If you can't take it with you, this must be Hell."