'He's definitely heading for a red card.'
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Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.
"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."
"Beanirrito"
"I'm rooting for the carrots."
Thank you bubbles
Tequila Mockingbird
Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.
I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.
'I'm having trouble with my drinking. Arthritis in my elbow.'
'I call it a flat.'
"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."
"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.
Philosopher trading cards.
The Card Flinger
Online Shopping.
'So you're off to see the chiropodist... the only time in your life you shouldn't put your best foot forward!'
"I'm dating a lunar astronaut!"
Tolls: Must have exact change and tails up.
'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'
Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.
'It's a snow mobile.'
'Half-time, full-time - It's gone into penalties, woman!'
'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.
'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'
Clinical psychology involves observation of patients in clinics and related settings. Forensic psychology takes place at crime scenes. Cognitive psychology uses mathematical models. It can happen at a computer. Ernie prefers to put his patients in the car and drive backwards. Which is? Reverse psychology.
Financial landscape.
Red Card - Gold Card.
Card shark
'I've got my wallet here in the left inside pocket. Now I got a bonus and bought a bigger wallet which needs more space. Would you please remove my heart?'
Business people buying greeting cards.
Toast kidnapper.
"I'm looking for a card that says 'Your Love Is Priceless' for under $5."
Prawn Shop
'Occassional cards'
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