Apology Card Collector Gifts

Apology Cards.

Sorry I ate your city.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Missing You.

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Reindeer

Sorry

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

Greeting Cards

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Cards Galore.

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

Very sorry

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Get well. Get down.

'If she doesn't get well do I get a refund?'

Greetings!

Remorse code

Greeting Cards

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

Sympathy Cards

Greetings Cards - Get Worse Soon

A dinosaur looks into a mailbox

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'