Apology Card Collector Pillows

Apology Cards.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

Missing You.

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Reindeer

Sorry

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Very sorry

Greeting Cards

Cards Galore.

'If she doesn't get well do I get a refund?'

Get well. Get down.

Greetings!

Remorse code

Greeting Cards

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

"My memory's so bad I can plan my own surprise party."

Greetings Cards - Get Worse Soon

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

"My sick friend owns a second-hand store...got any used get well cards in good condition?"

Sympathy Cards

A dinosaur looks into a mailbox

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

The Grim Reaper picking out a Greeting Card for his next victim