Apology Appreciator Pillows

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

"Look, hon, I brung you some 'fuhgettaboutit-me-nots."

"For the hundredth time, I'm sorry. It was dark, I was working fast..."

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Railtrack Regrets - Fill in what you like

"Sorry I called you a tw*t. I didn't mean it really."

Very sorry

You are my sunshine!

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

Hyacinths

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"OK, what have you done?"

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

Bob Dylan

'Yes, he plans to accept his party's nomination but first I have to accept his apology.'

Remorse code

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

'If you're not sorry then I'm not sorry. . .but if you're sorry then I'm sorry.'

'C'mon! How long are we supposed to wait for it to blow?'

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

I need a not to expensive gift that doesn't hurt when thrown to my head.

Laurel, hi. I brought you flowers. You did. How sweet. You never bring me flowers. Never. Not once. And chocolates. Shaped like tiny cell phones. What bad thing have you done? Spill it!

'When I asked for a bottle of house red...'

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

'If it's any consolation, I'm sorry I blew my top this morning.'

Rail service excuses: Points failure.

Fake it with Flowers.