Apology Collector Pillows

Expressions of sorrow remorse regrets apologies $100

Jane and her big mouth.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Sorry

"OK, what have you done?"

Hyacinths

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'Yes, he plans to accept his party's nomination but first I have to accept his apology.'

Very sorry

Greeting Cards

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'

Remorse code

Man looks for wife help from machine.

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Feeling guilty? Florest

'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.'

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

Laurel, hi. I brought you flowers. You did. How sweet. You never bring me flowers. Never. Not once. And chocolates. Shaped like tiny cell phones. What bad thing have you done? Spill it!

I need a not to expensive gift that doesn't hurt when thrown to my head.

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

Sympathy Cards

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

Fake it with Flowers.

'Expensive wine, long-stem roses, imported candies...wasn't our argument about MY spending habits?'

"For the hundredth time, I'm sorry. It was dark, I was working fast..."