Apology Collector Pillows

Expressions of sorrow remorse regrets apologies $100

Jane and her big mouth.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Sorry

Hyacinths

"OK, what have you done?"

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

Greeting Cards

Very sorry

'Yes, he plans to accept his party's nomination but first I have to accept his apology.'

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'

Remorse code

Man looks for wife help from machine.

'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.'

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Feeling guilty? Florest

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

Sympathy Cards

I need a not to expensive gift that doesn't hurt when thrown to my head.

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

Fake it with Flowers.

"For the hundredth time, I'm sorry. It was dark, I was working fast..."

'Expensive wine, long-stem roses, imported candies...wasn't our argument about MY spending habits?'

"Why don't you just tell me what idiotic thing you did, and I'll pick out the appropriate bouquet!"