Apology Card Sender Pillows

Sorry for trying to kill you. It's safe to come out now. Love Cat.

Priest's 'To do' list.

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Sorry

I can't smile without you...

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

Hyacinths

"OK, what have you done?"

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

Greeting Cards

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."

Very sorry

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

'Yes, he plans to accept his party's nomination but first I have to accept his apology.'

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'

Man looks for wife help from machine.

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Feeling guilty? Florest

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

Post early for Christmas 2010.

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

"I need a card that says 'Thanks for going through lots with me.' I'm a realtor!"

I need a not to expensive gift that doesn't hurt when thrown to my head.

"When I called you an idiot I meant it in the nicest possible way."

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

It's important to stay on grandpa's check list.