Apology Card Fan Pillows

Greeting Cards

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

Happy Easter

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

Sorry

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

When boomerangs argue.

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

Heyday.

Remorse code

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

Booger-Boy Scandal 4: 'I just need to craft the text well enough to shut everyone up. . . I sincerely wish they'd all shut up and go away.'

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

'If you're not sorry then I'm not sorry. . .but if you're sorry then I'm sorry.'

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

"Your condition's not rare, but it's very collectible."

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

'A sincere apology costs nothing and it's a smart career move.'

'If it's any consolation, I'm sorry I blew my top this morning.'

Rail service excuses: Points failure.

"Sorry I didn't return your calls of earlier today."

I made fun of your age the other day. I'd like to apologize. That's odd. Does the blade of grass apologize to the lawnmower? Does the bug apologize to the windshield? Does the ant apologize to the boot? Those are some interesting analogies. Did they make more sense back in the middle ages when you first came up with them? I sense a boot coming

It's "mea culpa," Brother Ernest, not "my bad."

"I don’t know what you’ve been rolling in, but I like it."

'Oh, I will remember alright, but don't worry, I don't hold grudges...'

Sorry

'Can he call you back? He's rehearsing his apology!'

Department of Bureaucracy - 'Mistakes were made'...So we're hiring more apologists!

'Apology accepted! Good day!'