Apology Card Fan Pillows

Greeting Cards

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

Happy Easter

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

Sorry

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

Hugs and knucklebumps don't mix.

When boomerangs argue.

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

Heyday.

Remorse code

Booger-Boy Scandal 4: 'I just need to craft the text well enough to shut everyone up. . . I sincerely wish they'd all shut up and go away.'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

'If you're not sorry then I'm not sorry. . .but if you're sorry then I'm sorry.'

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

"Your condition's not rare, but it's very collectible."

'If it's any consolation, I'm sorry I blew my top this morning.'

'A sincere apology costs nothing and it's a smart career move.'

Rail service excuses: Points failure.

"Sorry I didn't return your calls of earlier today."

"I don’t know what you’ve been rolling in, but I like it."

'Oh, I will remember alright, but don't worry, I don't hold grudges...'

"I wouldn't say these are conflict-free diamonds. Henry bought them after we had a terrible row."

Sorry

'Can he call you back? He's rehearsing his apology!'

Department of Bureaucracy - 'Mistakes were made'...So we're hiring more apologists!

'Apology accepted! Good day!'