Apology Letter Writer Pillows

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

Santa Claus's Mail

Priest's 'To do' list.

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

The Apostle Paul receives a reply from the Corinthians.

Letter Collecting Nerd

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Letter writing lady.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Sorry

'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''

'It's for you.'

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

'Well people who said the SRA wasn't up to the job are going to have to eat their words now.'

Help! Trapped on a desert island cartoon...

Hyacinths

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, I am 62 years old and was fired from my job of 22 years just before xmas 2010. What should I do? Sincerely, Irene. Attack! Stop! Enough, Sadie. Haven't you been listening? The mean-spirited, virulent partisanship of talk show hosts must end. People were hurt and some died. Aren't you the ultimate partisan, you coot? That's different lady! Fasten your seatbelts.

"OK, what have you done?"

'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

'Remember that Op-Ed piece you wrote last month?...'

"Take a letter, any letter"

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

Greeting Cards

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

"I'm writing to mother to let her know how you're doing.Is deathbed one word or two?"

Very sorry