Apology Notes Gifts

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Sorry

Hyacinths

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"OK, what have you done?"

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

'Yes, he plans to accept his party's nomination but first I have to accept his apology.'

Greeting Cards

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'

Man looks for wife help from machine.

Remorse code

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

Feeling guilty? Florest

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.'

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

I need a not to expensive gift that doesn't hurt when thrown to my head.

"When I called you an idiot I meant it in the nicest possible way."

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

'Something that says I'm sorry without admitting liability.'

Fake it with Flowers.

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

'Expensive wine, long-stem roses, imported candies...wasn't our argument about MY spending habits?'

"Why don't you just tell me what idiotic thing you did, and I'll pick out the appropriate bouquet!"

"For the hundredth time, I'm sorry. It was dark, I was working fast..."

"It's just a lamp. There's no need to hand in your resignation."

"I wouldn't say these are conflict-free diamonds. Henry bought them after we had a terrible row."

Man who has had his hat ruined by boys showing their lenient mother.

"Yeah, no - I didn't mean to scare you."