Apology Day Gifts

"For the hundredth time, I'm sorry. It was dark, I was working fast..."

Priest's 'To do' list.

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Sorry

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

Hyacinths

"OK, what have you done?"

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

Greeting Cards

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."

'Yes, he plans to accept his party's nomination but first I have to accept his apology.'

Very sorry

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'

Remorse code

Man looks for wife help from machine.

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

Feeling guilty? Florest

'The Pope has decided to issue another apology for not issuing an apology.'

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

Booger-Boy Scandal 4: 'I just need to craft the text well enough to shut everyone up. . . I sincerely wish they'd all shut up and go away.'

'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.'