Apology Acceptance Gifts

'Yes, he plans to accept his party's nomination but first I have to accept his apology.'

Priest's 'To do' list.

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Sorry

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"OK, what have you done?"

Hyacinths

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

Very sorry

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Greeting Cards

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'

Man looks for wife help from machine.

Remorse code

Feeling guilty? Florest

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.'

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

I need a not to expensive gift that doesn't hurt when thrown to my head.

Laurel, hi. I brought you flowers. You did. How sweet. You never bring me flowers. Never. Not once. And chocolates. Shaped like tiny cell phones. What bad thing have you done? Spill it!