Apology Gift Gifts

'I'm sorry I told you the sky was falling. I was going through a very stressful time. Can we do lunch?'

Priest's 'To do' list.

"I know I haven't been much of a master to you, but then again you haven't been much of a pet to me."

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

Hyacinths

"OK, what have you done?"

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

"Better get two dozen. She won't be able to hit you as hard with both arms full."

"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."

'Yes, he plans to accept his party's nomination but first I have to accept his apology.'

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

Greeting Cards

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Very sorry

Man looks for wife help from machine.

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.'

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

'I'm not sure what you did wrong but it must have been a doozy!'

Neil Armstrong 1930-2012.

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

Laurel, hi. I brought you flowers. You did. How sweet. You never bring me flowers. Never. Not once. And chocolates. Shaped like tiny cell phones. What bad thing have you done? Spill it!

I need a not to expensive gift that doesn't hurt when thrown to my head.

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

Fake it with Flowers.