Apology Notes Prints

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Sorry

Hyacinths

"OK, what have you done?"

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

I owe you an apology for not believing you have back pain.

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

'Yes, he plans to accept his party's nomination but first I have to accept his apology.'

Greeting Cards

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'

Man looks for wife help from machine.

Remorse code

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

'Would you believe, humble pie?'

Feeling guilty? Florest

'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.'

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

"When I called you an idiot I meant it in the nicest possible way."

I need a not to expensive gift that doesn't hurt when thrown to my head.

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

Laurel, hi. I brought you flowers. You did. How sweet. You never bring me flowers. Never. Not once. And chocolates. Shaped like tiny cell phones. What bad thing have you done? Spill it!

'Something that says I'm sorry without admitting liability.'

"I'm looking for an arrangement that says, 'Sorry about the sofa.'"

Fake it with Flowers.

"For the hundredth time, I'm sorry. It was dark, I was working fast..."

'Expensive wine, long-stem roses, imported candies...wasn't our argument about MY spending habits?'

"Why don't you just tell me what idiotic thing you did, and I'll pick out the appropriate bouquet!"

"I wouldn't say these are conflict-free diamonds. Henry bought them after we had a terrible row."

"It's just a lamp. There's no need to hand in your resignation."

"Yeah, no - I didn't mean to scare you."