Apology Enthusiast Gifts

'How many times do I have to say I'm sorry?'

Remorse code

Sorry I ignored your text. Sorry I didn't open your Snapchat. Sorry I didn't like your post.

"Yeah, no - I didn't mean to scare you."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

"I wouldn't say these are conflict-free diamonds. Henry bought them after we had a terrible row."

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

'I SAID I was sorry!'

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

Priest's 'To do' list.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

Will eat your homework for $.

Sorry

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!"

"I'm good enough at making excuses that I don't have to be good at anything else!"

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'There's a Mr Tilbin here to see you sir. Shall I tell him you're on the phone, in a meeting, or out of the office?'

"Have I been good or have you been bad?"

"OK, what have you done?"

Of course I've not dusted - You know I favour a matt finish!'

Hyacinths

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

'Your homework got washed away with your house! A likely story young man! See me after class!'

"Your basic rule of thumb should be,the bigger the guilt, the longer the stem."