Apology Fan Gifts

Sorry

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

"OK, what have you done?"

Hyacinths

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

Very sorry

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

Greeting Cards

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

Remorse code

Man looks for wife help from machine.

'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.'

Feeling guilty? Florest

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

Booger-Boy Scandal 4: 'I just need to craft the text well enough to shut everyone up. . . I sincerely wish they'd all shut up and go away.'

'I'm not sure what you did wrong but it must have been a doozy!'

'If you're not sorry then I'm not sorry. . .but if you're sorry then I'm sorry.'

I need a not to expensive gift that doesn't hurt when thrown to my head.

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

Laurel, hi. I brought you flowers. You did. How sweet. You never bring me flowers. Never. Not once. And chocolates. Shaped like tiny cell phones. What bad thing have you done? Spill it!