Apology Fan Mugs

Sorry

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"What do you mean?! That apology is the best piece of fiction I've ever written!"

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

Colin could see that his competitor had obviously done his market research.

Child writes letter to Santa reading 'Sorry Santa, I DO want to go to school'.

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

Hyacinths

"OK, what have you done?"

'Will we ever get a morning-after pill for over-eating?'

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

"This is to apologise for the delay in internal mail that you wrote to us about in 1997"

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

"I'd like to get something for my wife. Do you have any olive branches?"

Greeting Cards

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

Very sorry

Remorse code

Man looks for wife help from machine.

"I'm still waiting for an apology!"

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

'No dear, I do not think it's time we homo sapiens apologised to the Neanderthals.'

Booger-Boy Scandal 4: 'I just need to craft the text well enough to shut everyone up. . . I sincerely wish they'd all shut up and go away.'

Feeling guilty? Florest

'Let's pretend we're married so we can have a fight!'

'He doesn't get the jokes - he just laughs at the F-words.'

'I'm trying to make restitution for shredding the sofa.'

'I'm not sure what you did wrong but it must have been a doozy!'

'If you're not sorry then I'm not sorry. . .but if you're sorry then I'm sorry.'

'Awfully glad you could make it,old boy and please excuse the gloves,won't you?'

'Bob forgot your birthday. He went fishing instead. So he sent you this Excuse-O-Gram. In hopes he won't end up dead.'

I need a not to expensive gift that doesn't hurt when thrown to my head.