Forgiveness Fan Mugs

'Oh, I will remember alright, but don't worry, I don't hold grudges...'

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Always forgive you enemies - nothing annoys them more!"

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"I hate it when we fight."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

Sorry

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

"I hear you've got friends in high places...?"

'I forgot to cancel the milk!'

"Years of penny-pinching really paid off. The price of copper just went up again."

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

"He can afford a bigger cage. His old tax forms line the bottom."

"That's too big a pill for me to swallow, Harold!"

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"I won't bring any more friends home unless you let me play with them first!"

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

"I'm so old I can't remember who's the smart one and who's the pretty one."

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

'Promise me you won't tell the other dogs about this!'

When boomerangs argue.

"Have you noticed that when you're having fun, the days go by really fast? But when you aren't doing anything, things go by super slow."

"Do you have a dollar menu?"