Forgiveness Champion Mugs

'Of course I forgive you. That's what friends do. How did you know it fell out of my cone?'

"Remember that time you tried to kill me?"

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"Have mercy on me, Mama. Have mercy on Mr. Pitiful."

"I think he's overreacting a little when it comes to controlling his employees."

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

If you want to see love be love.

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

"She can forgive Nixon, but she can't forgive me."

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

'It's true that my wife does forgive and forget - the trouble is that she never forgets what she's forgiven...'

Pastor to couple: 'It is more blessed to forgive than to receive.'

"Oh, no! That was the deal. Anchovey pizza, then we watch this!"

'Believe me, I understand.'

"I forgive you, Bumpty."

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

Heaven's Ingredients: 100% Natural Love, 100% compassion and 100% forgiveness.

"NO I DON'T THINK YOU NEED LEGAL REPRESENTATION WHEN SAYING YOUR PRAYERS."

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

"Lately, I've begun to understand - and forgive - my parents."

Looks like I do dishes again.

The Confessional: a bored priest listens to a confession.

"When my Tia Maggie got married, she wanted 8 kids...and her husband wanted 2 kids."

Priest says to man in confessional: 'Blah-de-blah ... come on, get to the good stuff!'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

The Ekert Saga: 'Are you nuts?! If someone locked me in a shed, I'd be furious and want to get revenge!!... Then again, getting angry doesn't make things any better...'

Tunnel of Begrudging Compromise.

'You forgave her for that last week. When you forgive and forget you're not allowed to forget you forgave.'

"Young man, you're the only one who bothered to stop!"

'So you're saying that if I truly repent all my sins will be deleted?'

Expert examining painting: "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm afraid it's a fake."

"Oh, Hailey! You're so beautiful in the glimmer of the bonfire! If I didn't know it would make you pregnant, I'd give you a great big kiss!"