Apology Aficionado Mugs

'To begin with, I'd like to apologise for my behavior at our recent meeting!'

'Sorry for being late, honey!'

'If it's any consolation, I'm sorry I blew my top this morning.'

'If you're not sorry then I'm not sorry. . .but if you're sorry then I'm sorry.'

Rail service excuses: Points failure.

"Of course I'm sorry for whatever it is I'm supposed to have done."

'It's too LATE for an apology!'

Department of Bureaucracy - 'Mistakes were made'...So we're hiring more apologists!

"I didn't mean to yell. I accidentally hit my caps lock button."

"Look, I said I was sorry. Quit digging up the past."

Sorry

Two Latin scholars exchange mea culpas.

'Can he call you back? He's rehearsing his apology!'

'I'm sorry for being fresh. It's what I do.'

"Sorry I'm late, I've brought cappuccinos for everyone."

'I've never met a professional apologist before!' 'I'm sorry!'

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

'Apology accepted! Good day!'

"Sorry I didn't return your calls of earlier today."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Sitting in a tree

'I know we're inchworms, but let's get into the spirit of this! Change is good!'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

"Honey, I can't go to the gym today. I feel too out-of-shape."

Valentine Day

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"Wow, what a DILF."

Love Birds love just being together

Sorry

"Abbreviations here, abbreviations there, and one is more incomprehensible than the next!"

You just keep giving.

A small heart within a big heart.

"OK, what have you done?"