Apology Admirer Gifts

"Sorry–I didn't realize you were another predator."

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

bird interprets modern art

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

'You got anything that says I put some thought into this gift?'

'What's the best kind of glue to fix a TV screen?'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

Sorry

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

"Dammit, Higgins, we don't need simple explanations, we need complicated excuses!"

Bob tries to get off on a technicality.

"I'm good enough at making excuses that I don't have to be good at anything else!"

'I'm telling you Dad: Walking upright and using tools is the way of the future...'

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

Prisoner still life painting.

"My dog ate my homework. Then the backup files were hacked by Russians."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"I'm sorry, Arthur. I've decided to secede from our marriage."

'Picasso'

"It's a great work!"

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

'There's a Mr Tilbin here to see you sir. Shall I tell him you're on the phone, in a meeting, or out of the office?'

"Dear Mom and Dad: Thanks for the happy childhood. You've destroyed any chance I had of becoming a writer."

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

Way too much anthropomorphising

"To me..It says Art Council crap regional funding"

'The artist did this one during his 'I've got no idea' - period.'

'Sorry, but I think your Mondrian tattoo was a mistake.'

Landscape Artists