Quirky Excuse Admirer Gifts

Looking for a playful gift for the quirky excuse admirer? Discover unique items that blend humor and creativity, perfect for those who delight in clever justifications. Whether it's a mug, t-shirt, or print, these thoughtful gifts showcase their fun-loving, inventive spirit. Delight your amusing friend or partner with something truly original—an appreciated token that celebrates their playful personality.

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'My client requests a postponement, Your Honor -- he's having a bad hair day.'

'My client requests a postponement, Your Honor -- he's having a bad hair day.' mockup

'My client requests a postponement, Your Honor -- he's having a bad hair day.'

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"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

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"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came." mockup

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

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“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.” mockup

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

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No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'" mockup

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

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Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

Slow moving and small brained were already two strikes. . . but many experts agree that the unfortunate stripe pattern was the main reason for the extinction of the Cerebex.

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"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too." mockup

"What a coincidence! I enjoy sleeping and running around the house for no reason, too."

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A mad scientist.

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'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?' mockup

'It's yet another customer survey asking about our last oil change. Was it poor, fair, very good, blissful or orgasmic?'

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"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me." mockup

"You know that thing where you stand like a statue, then move real fast, then stand like a statue again? You totally stole that from me."

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The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

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Ghost Porn

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The Neighbours from Hell....

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"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?" mockup

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

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'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'

'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.' mockup

'Find out if she would have like me if I hadn't asked so many people.'

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"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West." mockup

"The rumors were true - you're the slowest gun in the West."

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Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.' mockup

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

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"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend." mockup

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."

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"Are you binge watching again?"

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Hadleyville Has-Beens

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Hipster Coyote

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I make the aquaintance of Miss Mowcher mockup

I make the aquaintance of Miss Mowcher

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Endangered Species: Bipedal Tortoise. mockup

Endangered Species: Bipedal Tortoise.

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My Name is Lucky.

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'Eh Darling. Why is the goldfish in the cats bowl?'

'Eh Darling. Why is the goldfish in the cats bowl?' mockup

'Eh Darling. Why is the goldfish in the cats bowl?'

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Weasal

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Quilp's grotesque politeness

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"He's a Yankeedoodle."

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'I turn them loose in my cave. They're colorful, fun to watch and they eat bugs.'

'I turn them loose in my cave. They're colorful, fun to watch and they eat bugs.' mockup

'I turn them loose in my cave. They're colorful, fun to watch and they eat bugs.'

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"Maybe there's something to this Darwin stuff."

"Maybe there's something to this Darwin stuff." mockup

"Maybe there's something to this Darwin stuff."

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"Don't worry, everything is the same, only I fart rainbows."

"Don't worry, everything is the same, only I fart rainbows." mockup

"Don't worry, everything is the same, only I fart rainbows."

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You're a Hell of a Squirrel but You're Still a Squirrel

You're a Hell of a Squirrel but You're Still a Squirrel mockup

You're a Hell of a Squirrel but You're Still a Squirrel

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"You're lucky this job became available, our firm has an unusually low staff turnover."

"You're lucky this job became available, our firm has an unusually low staff turnover." mockup

"You're lucky this job became available, our firm has an unusually low staff turnover."

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"My feet aren't gross. They simply show 'honest wear'".

"My feet aren't gross. They simply show 'honest wear'". mockup

"My feet aren't gross. They simply show 'honest wear'".

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Car Salesman

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Quirky Excuse Admirer Gifts Collection

Quirky Excuse Admirer Mugs

Looking for more playful mugs? Visit our collection of products perfect for the quirky excuse enthusiast and gift them something that makes every sip amusing.

Quirky Excuse Admirer Pillows

Check out our quirky pillows collection—fun and creative designs that add personality to any room for the excuse admirer.

Quirky Excuse Admirer Prints

Explore our art prints full of humor and creativity, ideal for celebrating the quirky, inventive spirit of the excuse enthusiast.

Quirky Excuse Admirer T-Shirts

Browse our selection of creative t-shirts designed for the quirky excuse lover—humorous, witty, and perfect for everyday wear.