Excuse Note Collector Gifts

"There's a note... 'Please excuse Billy from school today...'"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Musical Web

Musical Pipe

Musician

'If your parents want you excused from tomorrow's film on pollination, you'll need a note from home.'

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

Music Piracy

"I dictated my essay to my parrot. Unfortunately, my cat then ate my homework."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

'Dad, is it true that before we had hard drive crashes, the dog used to eat your homework?'

'I'm exhausted -- I just spent all morning writing a note to the milkman.'

Stephen Collins Foster

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

'The dog ate my gnome-work.'

The Saxophonist

Tweet

Richard Wagner

'I had no idea sticky-notes had expiration dates.'

Marketed music.

'It's so sweet that he wrote me a letter, and I think here in paragraph eight he's asking me out.'

Musician busks for music notes.

'My dog ate my powerpoint presentation!'

Gone out your dinner's in the dog.

A northern cow

"This is your great aunt Adriana. She sent 'thank you' notes to people for no reason."

Obedience School - 'My master ate my homework.'

Complaints and Excuses.

Apology Cards.

"I'm reading the notes I took six years ago for the first time."

Raining letters

Sorry I ate your city.

Dummy excuses for dummies.

'I got free from 'save the spotted owl' preservation foundation.'