Excuse Note Collector Mugs

"There's a note... 'Please excuse Billy from school today...'"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Of course, I'm perfectly willing to pay my income tax, but I stayed home all day on the fifteenth, and nobody came."

Musical Web

Musical Pipe

Musician

'If your parents want you excused from tomorrow's film on pollination, you'll need a note from home.'

"Your aunt wants to know what we're doing these days, so I'm sending her a picture of our fridge."

"I dictated my essay to my parrot. Unfortunately, my cat then ate my homework."

'An essay on what I did last summer? -- I was hoping to let all that stuff blow over.'

Music Piracy

'Dad, is it true that before we had hard drive crashes, the dog used to eat your homework?'

'I'm exhausted -- I just spent all morning writing a note to the milkman.'

Stephen Collins Foster

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

'The dog ate my gnome-work.'

The Saxophonist

Tweet

Richard Wagner

'I had no idea sticky-notes had expiration dates.'

Marketed music.

'It's so sweet that he wrote me a letter, and I think here in paragraph eight he's asking me out.'

Musician busks for music notes.

'My dog ate my powerpoint presentation!'

Gone out your dinner's in the dog.

A northern cow

"This is your great aunt Adriana. She sent 'thank you' notes to people for no reason."

Obedience School - 'My master ate my homework.'

Complaints and Excuses.

Apology Cards.

"I'm reading the notes I took six years ago for the first time."

Piano player chasing after a lost note

Dummy excuses for dummies.

Raining letters

'I got free from 'save the spotted owl' preservation foundation.'