Condolence Card Collector Gifts

Sympathy Cards

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

Self-esteem room

Missing You.

Reindeer

'Why thankyou! ... and I've got one for you!'

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Leaving cards.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

'It's my assistant - fishing for compliments.'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

"By the way… If no one has mentioned this before, we think you're swell."

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

Cards Galore.

"Not to blow my own horn, but the ad for my book in the 'Times' called it 'extraordinary'."

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Self esteem clinic - Go ahead, take a number. You deserve it.

100% Bombast-Filled Parka

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

Get well. Get down.

'If she doesn't get well do I get a refund?'

Greetings!

Complimentary nuts: 'You may well be the most handsome, virile chap in the room tonight.'

'It was very good.'

"Write 'Get back to work, Simmons!' Sign it 'Warmly, Mr. Johnson' and 'P.S. get well.'"

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

Greeting Cards

Invent Sales Day

'Never say, 'but everyday is children's day!' '

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'

Parp!