Collecting Sympathy Cards Gifts

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Missing You.

'My boyfriend's a Cardiologist.'

Christmas Hugs

Reindeer

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Leaving cards.

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

A sheep, a humming bird and a beetle - 'Baa, hum, bug'

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

Post-Apocalypse Greeting Card

Cards Galore.

'Still no Christmas card from the Pope? - We did send HIM once, didn't we?'

I'm sending myself three Valentine's cards...that should keep my hubby on his toes!

"My little brother's almost all better. Can I get half-off?"

Get well. Get down.

'If she doesn't get well do I get a refund?'

Greetings!

"Write 'Get back to work, Simmons!' Sign it 'Warmly, Mr. Johnson' and 'P.S. get well.'"

Greeting Card Shop: No Rhyme or Reason Cards.

Greeting Cards

'Look closer -- the get-well card IS your insurance payment.'

Get Well cards. They're constantly coming up with new get well cards, but nothing sells as well as the one that makes it clear the sender had the same thing and worse.

Invent Sales Day

'Cards don't send greetings, people send greetings.'

'Never say, 'but everyday is children's day!' '

Parp!

'Re-gifting has become socially acceptable, dear, but re-carding is going a little too far.'

"That's not an email, so you don't have to worry about it containing a virus. It's a birthday card from Nana."

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