Credit Collector Pillows

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"You're on a what?!"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

"Nuts to you, too."

European currency on the edge.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Money Bar.

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Money Plant.

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

US dollar rising and falling.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

The Euro - R.I.P.

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'You shouldn't have.'

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'