Credit Collector Mugs

"Keep up the good work and there'll probably be a nice promotion in it for me."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"You're on a what?!"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

European currency on the edge.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"Nuts to you, too."

'Do you think we should tell anyone about this?'

Money Bar.

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

'Oh, no! It's all in euros!'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Bingo! Credit card number!! The real reason raccoons like garbage.

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

"Damn it, nurse! I didn't ask for a twenty. I asked for a ten and two fives."

Money Plant.

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

US dollar rising and falling.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

The Euro - R.I.P.

'Today, the dollar gained against the euro, pound, yen, yuan, the Picasso, Degas, and the Warhol.'

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'You shouldn't have.'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

'Our tabby was pre-approved for a credit card!'