Credential Collectors Pillows

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

"Make a lot of money."

Interdisciplinary studies.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

"I started a collection!"

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'School of hard knocks.'

Graduate

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

Bachelors and Masters degrees.

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

No room to hang his diploma.

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

'My son has college degrees in psychology, economics and political science. He can't get a job but at least he knows why.'

Time traveller of the year, 3173, A.D.

Beer Sergeant.

Florida Golf.

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

' I see that you have a B.A. degree in stapling and collating. Your parents must be very proud of you.'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."