College Degree Collector Pillows

"This is where you end up when you had a humanities major in college....I should have gone with poli-sci!"

"Make a lot of money."

Interdisciplinary studies.

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

Personnel. I've heard of "magna cum laude" and "summa cum laude," but I've never heard of a person graduating "persona non grata." (Published originally on June 3, 1981.)

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"I started a collection!"

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'School of hard knocks.'

Graduate

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

'He's just come back from another management training course.'

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

'And the recruiter from IBM - did you also tell him that at college you mostly sat on a rock by the sea, trying to find yourself?'

Bachelors and Masters degrees.

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

No room to hang his diploma.

'My son has college degrees in psychology, economics and political science. He can't get a job but at least he knows why.'

'Well, do you want to sign up or not?' - 'Um...yes and no.'

"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."

Time traveller of the year, 3173, A.D.

'Well...all right...go ahead.'

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Florida Golf.

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

' I see that you have a B.A. degree in stapling and collating. Your parents must be very proud of you.'

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

"Isn't that cute? He's reading his diplomas again."

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

More Education Needed