Degrees And Diplomas Collector Pillows

"Yes, my name's misspelled on my diploma, but then, psychology is an inexact science."

"Make a lot of money."

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'School of hard knocks.'

Graduate

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

Day one, post grad

"The labor market is awaiting you!"

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

Bachelors and Masters degrees.

'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

'My son has college degrees in psychology, economics and political science. He can't get a job but at least he knows why.'

No room to hang his diploma.

"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

Time traveller of the year, 3173, A.D.

'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'

'Well...all right...go ahead.'

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

'An MBA from Harvard is quite impressive. But you'll still have to start off at the bottom here. You start serving coffee in the cafeteria on Monday.'

' I see that you have a B.A. degree in stapling and collating. Your parents must be very proud of you.'

Constitution of the United States (First Draft)

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'