"Yes, my name's misspelled on my diploma, but then, psychology is an inexact science."
Degrees And Diplomas Collector Gifts
Looking for a gift for a degrees and diplomas enthusiast? Explore our collection of charming and witty products designed to celebrate academic milestones. Whether they've just graduated or love collecting meaningful keepsakes, our items add a fun touch to their accomplishments. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, find the ideal way to honor their dedication to learning and achievement.
"Make a lot of money."
A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.
"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."
Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...
'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'
Personnel. I've heard of "magna cum laude" and "summa cum laude," but I've never heard of a person graduating "persona non grata." (Published originally on June 3, 1981.)
"I see here that you are a recent graduate."
"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"
'School of hard knocks.'
Graduate
'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'
Day one, post grad
'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'
"The labor market is awaiting you!"
GLAD-YOU-ATION
"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."
Bachelors and Masters degrees.
"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"
'Interesting resume, would you mind if I kept it overnight? I'd like to take it home with me...and scare the living daylight out of my kids.'
Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.
No room to hang his diploma.
'My son has college degrees in psychology, economics and political science. He can't get a job but at least he knows why.'
Time traveller of the year, 3173, A.D.
'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'
"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."
"The best part is, for me history is now history!"
'Well...all right...go ahead.'
'Mom! Hunter keeps saying I'm not a thoroughbred. Can you show him my papers?'
'An MBA from Harvard is quite impressive. But you'll still have to start off at the bottom here. You start serving coffee in the cafeteria on Monday.'
Constitution of the United States (First Draft)
' I see that you have a B.A. degree in stapling and collating. Your parents must be very proud of you.'
"He thinks he's so smart with his 360 degrees!"
"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"
"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."
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