"Some guys from the state board of medicine are here to see you."
Collecting Diplomas Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors someone passionate about collecting diplomas? Our selection celebrates academic achievement and lifelong learning with humorous and thoughtful items that show off their scholarly pride. Whether they’re a recent graduate or a dedicated collector of educational accolades, find a unique gift that acknowledges their academic journey. Enjoy a range of products that bring personality and humor to their diploma display.
A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.
(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop
"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."
'Sir, will that be business or first class?'
"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."
Cat Show
Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags
Fragile stamper.
Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...
Personnel. I've heard of "magna cum laude" and "summa cum laude," but I've never heard of a person graduating "persona non grata." (Published originally on June 3, 1981.)
"I see here that you are a recent graduate."
'School of hard knocks.'
Graduate
I love you.
'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'
'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'
'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'
"The labor market is awaiting you!"
Happy Champion
GLAD-YOU-ATION
Morton's pride was understandable. He was the first in the Pinhead Family to ever graduate.
"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."
The Generals medals
Bachelors and Masters degrees.
"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"
"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."
Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.
'I still don't understand why I couldn't use the path to get your Jane Austen stamps.'
Champions biting their medals
"One trip to the dentist and look who's got the attitude!"
'A late payment and a friendly reminder cross paths in the mail.'
No room to hang his diploma.
'My son has college degrees in psychology, economics and political science. He can't get a job but at least he knows why.'
'This one is for not making a pre-emptive strike against anyone questioning our authority to make pre-emptive strikes.'
Collecting Diplomas Gifts Collection
Collecting Diplomas Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the joy of diploma collecting—perfect for starting the day with a touch of pride and humor.
Collecting Diplomas Pillows
Find cozy pillows featuring playful and proud messages for diploma enthusiasts—add personality to their living space.
Collecting Diplomas Prints
Browse our artistic prints that celebrate the love of education and diploma collecting—great for inspiring study spaces or academic offices.
Collecting Diplomas T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that honor diploma collectors with witty designs and smart slogans—ideal for showcasing academic pride in everyday wear.