Digital Diploma Collector Pillows

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

'Ever since she got that MBA on the Internet, she's been impossible to live with.'

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

"Make a lot of money."

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

"I see here that you are a recent graduate."

"I started a collection!"

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'School of hard knocks.'

Graduate

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'

'I have an MBA, but I've never MBAed.'

"Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember the college's financial plight. Congratulations. Please remember . . ."

Bachelors and Masters degrees.

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

No room to hang his diploma.

'My son has college degrees in psychology, economics and political science. He can't get a job but at least he knows why.'

"I majored in sheep with a minor in cat herding."

'Well...all right...go ahead.'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Time traveller of the year, 3173, A.D.

"The best part is, for me history is now history!"

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

' I see that you have a B.A. degree in stapling and collating. Your parents must be very proud of you.'

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

"Isn't that cute? He's reading his diplomas again."

"Terrific - degrees from the macaroni institute and the cheese academy."

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

Principal: 'Is THERE a DOCTORATE in the House?!'

"Some guys from the state board of medicine are here to see you."

And if you go for your Masters', we'll throw in your PH.D. at no extra charge.

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"