Digital Diploma Enthusiast Pillows

'All of my degrees are from on-line universities. I guess that makes me a man of e-mails rather than of letters.'

Computer Room.

The Computer Bore

Moses on the web

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

God's Phone

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"I have an app for that."

"A virus ate my homework."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Statue of liberty selfie

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"You're never too old to learn..."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'