Digital Diploma Enthusiast Mugs

'All of my degrees are from on-line universities. I guess that makes me a man of e-mails rather than of letters.'

Computer Room.

The Computer Bore

Moses on the web

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

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"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Isn't there an app for this?"

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

God's Phone

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"I have an app for that."

"A virus ate my homework."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"Only three hundred and sixty-seven followers? Maria's not an asset to the abbey."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Is it a book? A film? A TV show? How do you mime a podcast?

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

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